Nissan STNERA?

親愛的車主, 你的愛車是 Nissan SENTRA, 不是 Nissan STNERA.
Dear car owner, your car is Nissan SENTRA. Not Nissan STNERA.

I didn't fart我沒有放屁

Mom got into conversation with little Jane one day.
Mom : Little Jane, did you fart??
Little Jane : No!
Mom : Are you sure that you didn't fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : Are you shamed into admitting your fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : So you farted.
Little Jane : No!
Mom : But you have admitted that you are shamed into admitting your fart.
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : In this way, you have admitted that you farted.
Little Jane : No! I didn't fart.
以下是某天車內的對話...
媽媽 : 小溱溱, 你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你真的沒有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你是不是不好意思承認你有放屁??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 所以你有放屁囉??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 可是你不是承認你不好意思承認你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 你這樣就是間接承認你有放屁.
小溱溱 : 沒有! 我沒有放屁.

Checheng-Annual Passes of NMMBA車城-海生館年票

Common Member : 999 dollars/1 year
Whale Shark Member : 2700 dollars/3 years
Beluga Member : 3990 dollars/5 years
It is our Common Member Cards.
There are three kinds of Annual Passes of NMMBA.
If you only go there during summer vacation,
Common Member is the best choice.
Because if you apply for membership in the middle of summer vacation,
you can go there during the beginning of next summer vacation.
Two summer vacations cost 999 dollars.
Four summer vacations cost 1998 dollars.
Six summer vacations cost 2997 dollars.
In contrast to it, Whale Shark Member and Beluga Member aren't good choices.
一般會員 : 999元/1年
鯨鯊會員 : 2700元/3年
白鯨會員 : 3990元/5年
這是我們辦的一般會員卡,
海生館有三種不同年限的年票,
對於我們只有在暑假去玩的人來說,
辦一年期的年票是最划算的,
因為你只要在暑假的中間辦, 就可以明年的暑假初也去,
兩個暑假只要999元, 四個暑假只要1998元, 六個暑假只要2997元,
相較之下, 辦三年期跟五年期的年票就虧大了.

Website address : www.nmmba.gov.tw
網址 : www.nmmba.gov.tw

Hengchun-Kenting National Forest Recreation Area恆春-墾丁國家森林遊樂區

I didn't want to have no memory but NMMBA and beach in our 3-day Kenting trip,
so we brought little Jane to Kenting National Forest Recreation Area.
Little Jane is good at finding something new now.
Every time she finds interesting stuff, she will shout out "Ah!!" loudly.
The super big chilopod in the photo was found by little Jane.
It's about twice of length of my finger. It loooked so cool.
到墾丁三天總不能只有海生館跟沙灘,
我們帶小溱溱來墾丁國家森林遊樂區走走,
小溱溱現在很會發現新奇的事物,
看到什麼奇怪的東西他就會大叫一聲"啊!!",
圖中的超大蜈蚣就是小溱溱發現的,
大概是我手指的兩倍長, 看起來很酷.















Website address : recreation.forest.gov.tw/RA-V02/RA_Courier_01.aspx?RA_ID=0600002
Fee : 100 dollars/person, 50 dollars/car
網址 : recreation.forest.gov.tw/RA-V02/RA_Courier_01.aspx?RA_ID=0600002
費用 : 100元/人, 50元/車

Hengchun-Kenting Big Bay恆春-墾丁大灣

The beach is closed to our B&B.
It is just in front of our B&B.
We can go to the beach on foot.
As long as there are sands and water,
little Jane will feel satisfied.
So we don't go to other popular beaches.
You can see little Jane still has fun there.
這是離我們住的民宿最近的沙灘,
就在民宿對面, 走路就可以到,
只要有水有沙就可以滿足小溱溱,
所以我們就沒去其他熱門的沙灘了,
你可以看到小溱溱一樣玩的很高興.