Cookie terminator餅乾終結者

In fact, these two guys are humanoid robots.
For the sake of humans' health in the future,
they are transported back from the future.
Their mission is to terminate all cookies in the world.
Their eyes are designed to seek cookies.
Their noses are designed to smell cookies.
Their ears are designed to hear cookies.
Their hands are designed to grab cookies.
Their mouths are designed to eat cookies.
They never stop until they accomplish their mission.
事實上, 這兩位是人型機器人,
為了未來人類的健康,
他們從未來被派到這個世界,
任務是終結地球上所有的餅乾.
他們的眼睛用來搜尋餅乾,
他們的鼻子用來嗅出餅乾,
他們的耳朵用來聽到餅乾,
他們的手手用來抓住餅乾,
他們的嘴嘴用來吃掉餅乾,
他們永不休息直到任務完成.

Dangerous bicyclist危險的腳踏車騎士

Dear Sir,
It is Government's fault
that they don't make good environment for bicyclist.
Please don't take risks crossing the road by bicycle.
And you even ride bicycle at the center of the road.
It is very dangerous.
If you run over a small rock accidentally
that makes you fall over,
not only you but also people around you will get into trouble.
這位先生,
政府沒有好好幫你規畫腳踏車路線是政府的錯,
你不要自己冒著危險橫越車道, 而且還騎在路中間,
要是不小心壓到小石頭摔車,
不只你, 每個靠近你的人都會倒大楣.

Little Jane's third birthday小溱溱三歲生日

Actually, tomorrow is little Jane's birthday indeed, not today.
We celebrate it ahead of time.
Mother orders her a strawberry birthday cake.
Little Jane likes it very much.
She usual buzzes about that she wants to eat cakes.
Today we definitely make little Jane eating to her heart's content.
實際上明天才是小溱溱的生日, 我們今天提早慶祝.
媽媽訂了一個草苺生日蛋糕給他,
小溱溱超愛吃蛋糕的, 平常就會碎碎唸著要吃蛋糕,
今天絕對讓小溱溱吃的很過癮.

The first photography work by little York小語的第一個攝影作品

These photos are taken by little York
when he played camera and touched the shutter button by accident.
You can see his own cute legs and feet.
I preserve it even if there's no focus in these photos.
Perhaps it will be valuable
when someday little York accomplishes
both success and fame in the future.
這些是小語在把玩相機時按到快門按鈕所拍到的相片,
你可以在照片中看到他可愛的腿跟腳,
即使沒什麼重點, 我還是把這些照片留下來,
有一天小語功成名就的時候, 這一定會是個值錢的東西.

BMW Z3

This roadster is not produced anymore.
The successor is Z4 now.
In spite of it, I can't help looking at the vehicle when I meet it.
這款敞篷車已經不再生產了, 取而代之的是 Z4,
即使如此, 看到他仍然忍不住多看幾眼.

Are you tired?你累了嗎?

Please take a look at the right side of the pictures.
It is the shoulder of freeway.
Someone drove his car up to the wall.
Dear driver, are you tired?
請看右邊路肩的地方, 有部車騎上邊牆了,
親愛的車主, 你累了嗎?

Handsome motorcyclist帥氣的摩托車騎士

Little York is so handsome when he rides a motorcycle.
How about being a traffic policeman or a military policeman?
Both of them can ride a motorcycle handsomely all the time.
小語騎摩托車的樣子很帥氣,
以後當交通警察或憲兵好不好ㄚ??
都可以帥氣的騎摩托車哦!!

Chilren's Ferrari小小孩的 Ferrari

This amused machine is the most beautiful one that I've ever seen.
It mimics the shape of Ferrari.
Bright yellow. Four tailpipes.
No wonder two treasures can play with it for a long time.
They don't want to go home at all.
這個搖搖是我看過最漂亮的搖搖,
仿 Ferrari 的造型, 鮮黃色的塗裝, 四出尾管,
難怪兩個小寶貝可以在上面流連忘返, 一點都不想回家.