Nissan STNERA?

親愛的車主, 你的愛車是 Nissan SENTRA, 不是 Nissan STNERA.
Dear car owner, your car is Nissan SENTRA. Not Nissan STNERA.

I didn't fart我沒有放屁

Mom got into conversation with little Jane one day.
Mom : Little Jane, did you fart??
Little Jane : No!
Mom : Are you sure that you didn't fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : Are you shamed into admitting your fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : So you farted.
Little Jane : No!
Mom : But you have admitted that you are shamed into admitting your fart.
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : In this way, you have admitted that you farted.
Little Jane : No! I didn't fart.
以下是某天車內的對話...
媽媽 : 小溱溱, 你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你真的沒有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你是不是不好意思承認你有放屁??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 所以你有放屁囉??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 可是你不是承認你不好意思承認你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 你這樣就是間接承認你有放屁.
小溱溱 : 沒有! 我沒有放屁.

Checheng-Annual Passes of NMMBA車城-海生館年票

Common Member : 999 dollars/1 year
Whale Shark Member : 2700 dollars/3 years
Beluga Member : 3990 dollars/5 years
It is our Common Member Cards.
There are three kinds of Annual Passes of NMMBA.
If you only go there during summer vacation,
Common Member is the best choice.
Because if you apply for membership in the middle of summer vacation,
you can go there during the beginning of next summer vacation.
Two summer vacations cost 999 dollars.
Four summer vacations cost 1998 dollars.
Six summer vacations cost 2997 dollars.
In contrast to it, Whale Shark Member and Beluga Member aren't good choices.
一般會員 : 999元/1年
鯨鯊會員 : 2700元/3年
白鯨會員 : 3990元/5年
這是我們辦的一般會員卡,
海生館有三種不同年限的年票,
對於我們只有在暑假去玩的人來說,
辦一年期的年票是最划算的,
因為你只要在暑假的中間辦, 就可以明年的暑假初也去,
兩個暑假只要999元, 四個暑假只要1998元, 六個暑假只要2997元,
相較之下, 辦三年期跟五年期的年票就虧大了.

Website address : www.nmmba.gov.tw
網址 : www.nmmba.gov.tw

Hengchun-Kenting National Forest Recreation Area恆春-墾丁國家森林遊樂區

I didn't want to have no memory but NMMBA and beach in our 3-day Kenting trip,
so we brought little Jane to Kenting National Forest Recreation Area.
Little Jane is good at finding something new now.
Every time she finds interesting stuff, she will shout out "Ah!!" loudly.
The super big chilopod in the photo was found by little Jane.
It's about twice of length of my finger. It loooked so cool.
到墾丁三天總不能只有海生館跟沙灘,
我們帶小溱溱來墾丁國家森林遊樂區走走,
小溱溱現在很會發現新奇的事物,
看到什麼奇怪的東西他就會大叫一聲"啊!!",
圖中的超大蜈蚣就是小溱溱發現的,
大概是我手指的兩倍長, 看起來很酷.















Website address : recreation.forest.gov.tw/RA-V02/RA_Courier_01.aspx?RA_ID=0600002
Fee : 100 dollars/person, 50 dollars/car
網址 : recreation.forest.gov.tw/RA-V02/RA_Courier_01.aspx?RA_ID=0600002
費用 : 100元/人, 50元/車

Hengchun-Kenting Big Bay恆春-墾丁大灣

The beach is closed to our B&B.
It is just in front of our B&B.
We can go to the beach on foot.
As long as there are sands and water,
little Jane will feel satisfied.
So we don't go to other popular beaches.
You can see little Jane still has fun there.
這是離我們住的民宿最近的沙灘,
就在民宿對面, 走路就可以到,
只要有水有沙就可以滿足小溱溱,
所以我們就沒去其他熱門的沙灘了,
你可以看到小溱溱一樣玩的很高興.

Checheng-National Museum of Marine Biology and Aquarium車城-國立海洋生物博物館

It is one of the worthest spot at Kenting.
Actually, we came here 3 times during our 3-day Kenting trip.
Little Jane was never bored with coming here.
Fortunately, we decided buying Annual Passes in the beginning.
Every time we came here, we just needed to pay for parking.
There were belugas, whale shark, penguins, 3D films, and etc.
It is worthy of doing anything to see little Jane's laugh.
來墾丁必遊的景點之一,
事實上, 三天的墾丁之旅我們就來了三次,
因為小溱溱怎麼玩都玩不膩,
好險我們一開始就決定要買年票, 只要再付停車費即可.
這裡有小白鯨, 鯨鯊, 企鵝, 立體電影...等等,
看小溱溱高興的樣子就覺得一切都是值得的.

















Website address : www.nmmba.gov.tw
Fee : 450 dollars/person, 40 dollars/car
網址 : www.nmmba.gov.tw
費用 : 450元/人, 40元/車

tobe M'car

This little car belongs to a new brand which is promoted by YULON.
The shape of the car resembles the panda and looks round as well as cute.
But its power is a little bit not enough.
The timing to shift gears is also a little bit slow.
And I think the sound insulation can be better.
Anyway, the most important is that
the car accompanied us during our 3-day Kenting trip save and sound. YA!
這是裕隆新推出的自有品牌小車,
外觀類似熊貓的外型, 圓滾滾的很可愛,
但是動力略嫌不足, 換檔時機似乎也有些慢,
隔音也可以再作加強,
不管如何, 最重要的是,
他陪伴我們平安的完成墾丁三日遊. 棒!

Longtan-Northern Region Water Resource Office龍潭-北區水資源局

We brought two treasures to the Big Lawn.
And we also bought a electric bubble machine to them.
Little Jane and little York had lots of fun in chasing bubbles.
Running and jumping can make them sleep well at night.
帶兩個小寶貝到大草坪玩,
還買了電動吹泡泡機給他們,
小溱溱和小語追泡泡追的很高興,
讓他們多跑多跳晚上比較好睡.

Chungli-Chung Yuan Christian University中壢-中原大學

Chungli Chung Yuan Christian University,
my alma mater, is a small but beautiful university.
There are lots of trees on campus.
You won't feel hot even in the afternoon.
Kids are good at having fun at any place.
You can see that little York fooled around
because everything is new for him.
As for little Jane, she slept from beginning to end.
中原大學, 我的母校, 一所小而美的大學.
校園這裡有很多樹, 午後帶小朋友來晃晃也不覺得熱.
小朋友最會在平凡中找到有趣的事物,
你看小語東摸摸西爬爬的, 一切對他都很新奇.
至於小溱溱, 他從頭睡到尾.

Website address : www.cycu.edu.tw

Fee : 30 dollars/hour/car

網址 : www.cycu.edu.tw

費用 : 30元/小時/車

Hess Kindergarten tryout何嘉仁幼稚園試讀

This was the second kindergarten that we gave it a tryout.
The photos were taken after class.
Little Jane looked having fun with new friends.
She even did not want to go home.
There are several foreign teachers who speaks English to kids.
It made me feel ashamed that I can't understand all their conversation.
I think I will let little Jane study here.
這是小溱溱試讀的第二間幼稚園,
圖中是下課後的小溱溱,
看起來跟小朋友們玩的很開心, 他甚至不想回家.
幼稚園裡有幾位外籍老師會跟小朋友講英文,
有些對話連我都聽不太懂, 讓我有些汗顏,
我想就給小溱溱讀這邊吧!!

Honda S2000

The brightly yellow car in the pictures is S2000.
It's a legend in the history of Honda even history of car.
The engine is very powerful which is more than 100hp/L.
And the weight of S2000 is 50:50.
It makes S2000 become the victor on the racetrack.
But, what a pity, the S2000 has been discontinued.
圖片中那部鮮黃色的車就是S2000,
它是Honda史上甚至是汽車史上的經典,
每公升超過100匹馬力的引擎, 前50後50的配重,
使S2000成為彎道賽場上的佼佼者.
不過現在有錢也買不到, 因為S2000已經停產了.

Dangerous difference of speed危險的速差

Many motorcyclists like running across inner lane when turning left.
They think they can cut in as long as they are faster.
Actually it is a dangerous behavior.
For example, if you want to run across by 60 degrees;
70 x sin(60) = 60.2;
you should run more than 70km/h to cut in a car at 60km/h.
Look at the motorcycle in front of me,
I have to brake my car to avoid hitting him.
很多機車騎士很喜歡在左轉時切過內側車道,
以為自己只要比別人快就可以超過去,
實際上這是非常危險的行為.
舉例來說, 要以60度角切過車道,
70 x sin(60) = 60.2,
因此機車要以約時速70公里才可以切過時速60公里的直行車.
看看我前面的機車, 我必須要煞車才不會撞上他.