Mom got into conversation with little Jane one day.
Mom : Little Jane, did you fart??
Little Jane : No!
Mom : Are you sure that you didn't fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : Are you shamed into admitting your fart?
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : So you farted.
Little Jane : No!
Mom : But you have admitted that you are shamed into admitting your fart.
Little Jane : Yes!
Mom : In this way, you have admitted that you farted.
Little Jane : No! I didn't fart.
以下是某天車內的對話...
媽媽 : 小溱溱, 你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你真的沒有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 你是不是不好意思承認你有放屁??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 所以你有放屁囉??
小溱溱 : 沒有!
媽媽 : 可是你不是承認你不好意思承認你有放屁嗎??
小溱溱 : 是!
媽媽 : 你這樣就是間接承認你有放屁.
小溱溱 : 沒有! 我沒有放屁.
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